Alligator Triblend T-Shirt

Every dad has a signature phrase (or ten). Whether it’s a classic “Because I said so” or the legendary “Money doesn’t grow on trees,” our Tri-Blend T-Shirt is a tribute to the wit, wisdom, and well-worn one-liners that dads pass down through the years.

Crafted from a premium tri-blend fabric, this tee offers a vintage, fitted look with an ultra-soft feel. Designed for extreme durability, it can withstand countless washes—just like dad’s patience when teaching life lessons.

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Soft & Durable: A perfect balance of 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, and 25% rayon for long-lasting comfort, duribility, and a touch of class.
✔ Lightweight & Breathable: Fabric weight of 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²) keeps you cool and comfy all day.
✔ Pre-Shrunk: No surprises after laundry day—just like dad always plans ahead.
✔ Classic Fit: Regular fit with side-seamed construction for a flattering, structured look.
✔ Sourced with Care: Blank product responsibly sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US.

Whether you're a dad, a future dad, or just appreciate the wisdom of “Don’t make me turn this car around,” this tee is the perfect way to wear your fatherly wisdom with pride.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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